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such charm. very noble. wow.
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4 hours ago // how i met your mother - cristinmilioti + 771
5 hours ago // the walking dead - sexbangs + 1969

ruinscape:

french weed joke:

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5 hours ago ruinscape + 61670

caroline ( mostlypoptarts ) and i were talking about seg!jonathan and then i googled men holding rakes and now i’ve discovered these pictures and there’s no turning back

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is this like some sort of weird gardening kink or what

are rakes phallic symbols? i’m trying to understand this subculture

16 hours ago // we've stumbled onto uncharted territory - thank you sexy evil gardener jonathan - praise the gardener for he has raked a dirt path that will lead us to salvation - what am i saying - can you imagine the nonsense i'd spew if i were actually on drugs - seg!jonathan - mostlyhookless - + 5

Jonathan the Prince the Gardener

18 hours ago // seg!jonathan - once upon a time - seanmaguires + 64

OUaT is way better off now than it was a season ago. Last season at 2x18 it was “Selfless, Brave, and True” and that was a terrible episode we don’t talk about that episode.

I am still very upset about what they did to August ;-;

18 hours ago // we could have had August as the protective older brother - along with protective daddy Charming - but August gets to tease Emma a lot because he's kind of an asshole older brother - who feels guilty about abandoning Emma and trying to make up for lost time - and Emma always butts heads with him because - they're both adults - and he's always giving his two cents - which she usually ignores - even though sometimes it could be valuable advice - and he learns a lot from her - but they also have their 5 year old sibling moments - when they bicker over the dumbest things - and oh man can you imagine all the teasing about Hook - Emma would be in complete denial but August would comment on the way she looks at Hook - and she'd smack him in the back of the head and storm off - or toss a drink into his face - i have a lot of feelings about these two okay - WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL - ouat - + 2

Just an outlaw. [for peterj-sonquill]

18 hours ago // guardians of the galaxy - starlorrd + 1477
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mysterybot:

I played the Glee’s version of Somebody That I Used to Know and the original at the same time and I got this.

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#how to summon satan

Oh my god.

This Is so goddamned eerie

IM SCARED

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18 hours ago // IT'S BACK - I AM SO GLAD TO SEE IT BACK ON MY DASH - pureblood- + 180744
18 hours ago // RELEVANT - sexy evil gardener jonathan - how could you - seg!jonathan - once upon a time - + 82

You do realize you’re talking to a boat?

19 hours ago // not okay - captain swan - once upon a time - swandaily + 1666